The Cord Between Two Queens (Book I): The Parody (In Collaboration with C. Alice Cummings)

Welcome to a realm of cursed bloodlines, ruthless queens, and emotionally unavailable warriors, where destiny is dramatic, politics are deadly, and everyone is far too attractive for their own good.

Eradena is the future queen of a fractured kingdom, raised on prophecy, pressure, and impossible expectations. Malachi is a sworn protector burdened by duty, grief, and the kind of tortured past that guarantees at least three brooding monologues per chapter. They are enemies by birth, allies by necessity, and according to every sacred fantasy trope in existence, catastrophically destined for one another.

This sharp-witted parody reimagines the epic romantasy tradition, playfully unraveling beloved conventions: prophetic destinies, royal trauma, forbidden romance, and heroes who communicate almost entirely through smoldering silence. With wit and affection, it celebrates the genre while gleefully exposing its most dramatic excesses.

Perfect for fans of epic fantasy romance, trope-savvy readers, and anyone who loves high-stakes kingdoms, but also loves to laugh at them.

A story of power, prophecy, and passion, but with better jokes.